Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Went on the Wendy Williams Experience today! For those of you who don't know her- you should look her up!! She is a nationally syndicated super hot, ballsy host of one of the most popular R & B Stations in the country.

It was truly a pleasure being her guest. I was warned in advance that she can be tough and to be ready. The same was said about Opie and Anthony and I found those guys to be absolute dolls. As is true about Wendy.

We were greeted by her producer, Ken who is a real sweetheart! Then we were led to her private sitting room which was decorated in Leopard print and pink- how could I not love that? He gave us some Nuvo and said "you MUST drink"! So, when in Rome - we had a drink. Nuvo is a bubbly pink drink that is a cross between a wine cooler and Boones Strawberry Hill (yeah I've hung out in the hood in my day). It was really good tho, I started getting a buzz after 3 sips.

About 10 minutes later we were led into the studio where she was already on air live. We quickly hugged and she looked me up and down and said "You don't look like a Madam". I said, I've heard that before. I'm well aware that Madams are supposed to be old and scary looking. She then started asking me about my tattoos, my life, and my hair weave/plastic surgery. To which I answered truthfully. My tattoos are all symbolic of a certain time or person in my life - my boobs are fake - I've had lipo but the lips are mine. And my hair- every girl needs a weave. Thats a fact. Fake hair is a passion of mine and she said during commercial break that she has over 100 wigs- her husband likes long hair and diversity.

God bless her, she was a sweetheart and super gorgeous. In fact, I think she has bigger boobs than me. I left having had a blast and thrilled because being on her show was such a positive experience. She even said- hey you might not agree with what I've done but there are people bigger than me who deserve to be punished. Aint that the truth...

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Tuesday, 24 March 2009
Today I woke up to media camped outside my doorstep. Since I'm remaining silent the press has taken to congregating on my block waiting to ambush me in hopes I might pop out some phrase about Alex Rodriguez.

So, I decided to leave my area and go hide-out. Where does a former Madam, Felon and alleged A-Rod dater (alleged) go when they need to hide?? Well to the nearest courthouse of course! Who better to watch over me than those who protect and serve?

But seriously - I found myself on the subway well into Queens wandering around Kew Gardens. As I'm walking I notice I'm right in front of the courthouse. The blinking neon sign that reads "Ira Judelson Bail Bonds" would be a clear indication I'm getting closer to the felons. BTW- Ira is the man who got me out of jail on bail so he really is THE MAN. I proudly wear his tank top that says "Got Bail" in tribute to him.

As I'm walking I hear the call of salsa music (and food) and wander into Cocina Latina (www.cocinalatinany.com). This is one of the most beautiful restaurants I've ever seen. The owner really outdid himself - every inch of this place is handcrafted and gorgeous. I was greeted by the lunch crowd and as I'm taking in the scene I realize pretty much everyone here works at the courthouse. The people are friendly so in course of small talk I learn I'm sitting next to a bounty hunter, a DA and the head DA. Lovely - this is where I belong.

No one really recognized me so my hiding out lasted about 6 hours. The food was amazing and the atmosphere so nice I just didn't want to leave. And well the owner personally served me a tasting menu and is pretty attractive so that didn't hurt either. I mean the papers did say I like latin men and we all know that everything that the papers say must be true ;)

Now I need to go give my interview to AM New York. Catch it tomorrow at www.am-ny.com
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